"I'd describe him as tall, slim, handsome, ludicrous IQ and funny with it. That's what I always tell him. Basically, he's a misunderstood genius, don't you think?"
- MacPhisto when asked for his thoughts on Bono
Adam Clayton once was engaged to Naomi Campbell, once took lessons from the author of Bass Guitar For Dummies and has been proudly intoxicant-free since 1994.